Mothers-in-Law: This is Your Christmas!

Especially if you have a sweet son-in-law and you don’t want Santa to forget him. As you know it is time for love and blessings, joy and FUN! Think of all that jokes he is telling about you… Remember? Yeah, yeah… THOOOSE jokes! What would you say about a small payback and choose a nice Christmas gift for him? 😀

Frozen Smiles from a cold Mother in Law

“It was really cold outside today.”
“How cold?”
“It was colder than a mother-in-law’s kiss!”

Be an eccentric mother-in-law and show your warmth and appreciation for his kind, lovely words. To remember you daily while he is slowly drinking his favorite beverage! 🙂

Perfect disgusting gift, huh? Find it here: Frozen Smiles Ice Cube Tray

 

How the Grinch Stole Christmas…

Sometimes you cannot tell if a man is trying so hard to be a success to please his wife or to spite his mother-in-law.

Remind him that it can always be worse!  😛

The Grinch is hiding here!!!

 

Book Squirt Gun Diversion Safe

Maybe he doesn’t like the Grinch… 😉

Not the bible…

 

Nightmare Before Christmas Operation

“I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard’s Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, ‘Keep her moving sir, we’re stock-taking’.”

You know… he might still be a child. And children love games! 😉

Pure Nightmare & Fun
 

Pull My Finger Santa

My Mother-in-law’s other car is a Broom!

No one can resist Santa when he sticks out his finger, not even a son-in-law. So go ahead, dare him!  (FAAAART!) Was that on your list? BATTERIES INCLUDED!

Santa’s here,have no fear!
 

Christmas Themed Fake Lottery Tickets

“BEHIND every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law.”

The unmerciful lottery tickets… Just think of that sad, sad face when he will read on the back… “supplied by Santa Claus“. I bet he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus!

Click to hit the jackpot by buying the last one!
 

Santa’s Naughty List Holiday Boxers

And if he still believes in Santa Claus, this gift  could be as disappointing as the tickets! Imagine. He will just cry…

Santa’s Naughty List Holiday Boxers For Sons-in-Law

 

Christmas Lump of Coal

WHAT’S the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

This would be… totally evil! Double…

Christmas Lump of Coal (Set of 2 Bags)
 

Snowman Parts Candy Assortment

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won’t let me plug it in.

Don’t exaggerate if he is diabetic!  We are trying to have fun, not to kill anyone. 🙂

Candiiiiieeeees!!!

Martha Stewart – No-Melt Snowmen
 

Tootin’ Tushies

My Mother-in-Law asked, “If you don’t like me, why do you take me on holidays with you?”  I told her, “So I don’t have to kiss you good-bye.”

And still… there might come a time for kissing… 😛

Buy some Tootin’ Tushies here…
 

Santa Drinking Hat

Because you just know that he will like you more when he is drunk! 😉 😛

Santa Drinking Hat
 

Candy Cane Suspenders

“HOW many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.”

The model looks sexy and he is not your son in law… so the store deserves the money for good marketing. 😉 Merry Christmas!!

Candy Cane Suspenders
 

And a card to go with your gift!!! 😉

“AN anagram of mother-in-law is woman Hitler.”

Complainers – Funny Cartoon Christmas Cards
 

 

This post is a pamphlet with no intention to upset sons-in-law, nor mothers-in-law. But you must admit all these gag gifts are awesome! Have a nice, warm, full of love season, you and your family!!

Alexandra 

Irina Alexandra is a young entrepreneur and architect, with a passion for miracles and weirdness of life.

She has been writing articles on Weirdomatic for the last 7 years in a search for all the amazing things we tend to ignore.

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2 Responses to “Mothers-in-Law: This is Your Christmas!”

  1. I like the ice teeth 😀

  2. me too… maybe that’s why I added them first :)))

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