Mothers-in-Law: This is Your Christmas!
Especially if you have a sweet son-in-law and you don’t want Santa to forget him. As you know it is time for love and blessings, joy and FUN! Think of all that jokes he is telling about you… Remember? Yeah, yeah… THOOOSE jokes! What would you say about a small payback and choose a nice Christmas gift for him? 
Frozen Smiles from a cold Mother in Law
“It was really cold outside today.”
“How cold?”
“It was colder than a mother-in-law’s kiss!”
Be an eccentric mother-in-law and show your warmth and appreciation for his kind, lovely words. To remember you daily while he is slowly drinking his favorite beverage! 
How the Grinch Stole Christmas…
“Sometimes you cannot tell if a man is trying so hard to be a success to please his wife or to spite his mother-in-law.”
Remind him that it can always be worse! :P
Book Squirt Gun Diversion Safe
Maybe he doesn’t like the Grinch… 
Nightmare Before Christmas Operation
“I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard’s Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, ‘Keep her moving sir, we’re stock-taking’.”
You know… he might still be a child. And children love games!
Pull My Finger Santa
My Mother-in-law’s other car is a Broom!
No one can resist Santa when he sticks out his finger, not even a son-in-law. So go ahead, dare him! (FAAAART!) Was that on your list? BATTERIES INCLUDED!
,have no fear!Christmas Themed Fake Lottery Tickets
“BEHIND every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law.”
The unmerciful lottery tickets… Just think of that sad, sad face when he will read on the back… “supplied by Santa Claus“. I bet he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus!
Santa’s Naughty List Holiday Boxers
And if he still believes in Santa Claus, this gift could be as disappointing as the tickets! Imagine. He will just cry…
Christmas Lump of Coal
“WHAT’S the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.”
This would be… totally evil! Double…
Snowman Parts Candy Assortment
“I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won’t let me plug it in.”
Don’t exaggerate if he is diabetic! We are trying to have fun, not to kill anyone.
Tootin’ Tushies
My Mother-in-Law asked, “If you don’t like me, why do you take me on holidays with you?” I told her, “So I don’t have to kiss you good-bye.”
And still… there might come a time for kissing… 
Santa Drinking Hat
Because you just know that he will like you more when he is drunk!
Candy Cane Suspenders
“HOW many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.”
The model looks sexy and he is not your son in law… so the store deserves the money for good marketing. Merry Christmas!!
And a card to go with your gift!!!
“AN anagram of mother-in-law is woman Hitler.”
This post is a pamphlet with no intention to upset sons-in-law, nor mothers-in-law. But you must admit all these gag gifts are awesome! Have a nice, warm, full of love season, you and your family!!
Alexandra
Filed under: Funny Pictures, Naughty Pictures
I like the ice teeth
me too… maybe that’s why I added them first
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