Ten Crazy Thoughts, Ten Obvious Answers

Because I am one of those who still ask themselves how many stars live in the sky…

Q: Why Does Pluto live in a dog house, eat dog food, but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
A: For the same reason Porky Pig can go around wearing a nice coat and a funky hat, full around, make gifts, but has no pants… IT’S ONLY A FREAKIN’ CARTOON, PEOPLE!!!

Q: What is Satan’s last name?
A: Everyone suspects it, but no one really knows it. For the moment, he is undercover. Using one of his many nicknames and holding a fine fruits and vegetables store… in Germany.

Q: At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?
A: If it’s big enough you can share it.;)

But believe me the arm chair is the last thing you should worry about…

Q: Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
A: Because there aren’t enough homeless dogs to use! Mmm…

Q: Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?
A: Thanks God they invented five-toes shoes… otherwise, it would have been a huge problem.

Q: Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
A: Caterpillar? Yuck! In their place I would fake a memory loss…

Q: If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electrocuted for his last meal?
A: Best… Question… Ever!!! Maybe if there is something left to eat…

Q: Can bald people get lice?
A: Oh, well… Bald doesn’t always mean completely hairless. 😛

Q: Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
A: One night only till’ the morning…

Q: If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?
A: Maybe there was no idiot… and OVERDOSE is the word.

Irina Alexandra is a young entrepreneur and architect, with a passion for miracles and weirdness of life.

She has been writing articles on Weirdomatic for the last 7 years in a search for all the amazing things we tend to ignore.

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One Response to “Ten Crazy Thoughts, Ten Obvious Answers”

  1. Mcdonald’s doesnt sell hot dogs because someone could say “I want a Mcweiner and could you supersize that, please?”

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